macleod:

macleod:

gehinnom:

I’ve been having a lot of feelings about the downfall of quality lately.

I ordered a pair of Dickies pants because pants are hard and workwear is usually reliable. When they arrived they were the scratchiest, most papery material–I can’t actually call it fabric in good faith–and fit a full three sizes too small. A week later I found the same pair in a thrift store, dated 2017. These are actual pants. They fit, they’re not made of asbestos. They’re only separated by time.

There’s no wood used in interior design unless it’s a custom build. I have a set of wealthy relatives who live in a condo. The downpayment for it was likely more money than I will see in my lifetime. The floors and the cabinets are all still laminate. I know I will never see real wood in a building constructed after 2000. Every “apartment hack” I see online has this very conspicuous, flat appearance because of all the paint and contact paper required to make these builds look personal in any way. The only natural materials are in the furnishings.

I’ve been harping on this for years, but everything is shit, nothing is designed to work, and “growth” and “profit” are just euphemisms for cutting corners until things are unworkable.

everything is more expensive, and everything is getting shittier.

turnipoddity:

this is so fucking stupid but someone said amanda’s saw ii haircut looks like sasuke and I can’t help myself

arborealgargoyle:

lakevida:

if we all spent just six hours a day working on some kind of complex tapestry in contemplative silence nobody would have the problems they currently have

we would have entirely NEW problems. the tapestry discourse would be intense

shadowpuppy2:

evilnicegirl:

middle schooler obsessed with using perfect grammar online -> adult who uses like every text abbreviation possible

Master the rules then grow beyond them obviously

ernmark:

[To the tune of Rasputin] Dra-dra-Dracula, hit him with a fucking car

arborealgargoyle:

lakevida:

if we all spent just six hours a day working on some kind of complex tapestry in contemplative silence nobody would have the problems they currently have

we would have entirely NEW problems. the tapestry discourse would be intense

ilajue:

ilajue:

ilajue:

ilajue:

ilajue:

THEY STOLE MY SHIT

SHE LITERALLY TOOK MY POST AND DANCED BEHIND IT 💀💀💀💀💀💀

I’m feeling a strange emotion ngl. baby’s first tiktok theft

gave in to the urges

adjoint-law:

yorickish:

yorickish:

this wasn’t a quote from a real PDF btw I just thought it would be funny to tex this up so it looked like one instead of posting it directly

the next evolution of Tumblr shitposting is looking promising

thoodleoo:

cry-4-judas:

thoodleoo:

thoodleoo:

worlds most compressed jpeg vs worlds crustiest pdf scan uploaded by an elderly professor. fight

they will have beautiful children

real actual PDF scan from an undergrad class:

it’s the warping on the text that really makes this

sparrow-va:

o-lanterns:

cmon child safety lid you know it’s me

saywhat-politics:

were–ralph:

were–ralph:

were–ralph:

LMAO TWITTER IS REALLY TURNING PVP IM LAUGHINGGGG

FREE FOR ALL, ITEMS ON, ANY STAGES

LOL

stiinken:

nightrider

kunosoura:

sailor-sappho:

sailor-sappho:

I love the implication that it’s woke not because you can play a woman with a dick but because the woman’s are larger.

They’re just being true to the lore

kobolde:

so my fridge is covered in femboy pinups i got when i was a subscriber to this porn artist’s patreon and i just have like so many femboy pinups and also a furry pinup on my fridge it really is quite erotic

and my wifi password is “onthefridge”

so whenever someone new comes over and i offer to let them use the wifi i tell them the password is “onthefridge” and they go and look at the fridge and are met with all this femboy ass and are like where is it there’s a lot of stuff here and i reiterate it’s onthefridge and they go where!!! and i come over and type “onthefridge” into their phone and they get so mad